Business Communication Jokes

“You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can’t get them across, your ideas won’t get you anywhere” – Lee Iacocca 

This is a very funny story about business communication.  We thought you might like it too.

Memo from CEO to Manager:


Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. Continue reading

Joke of the Day: How to Make More Money in Your Business?

“Do not take life too seriously – You will never get out of it alive!” –  Elbert Hubbard 

 JOKE OF THE DAY:

When the expensive photocopier in the office began to print black lines on every page, the office manager called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the unit probably only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $100 for such a service, he said, the manager might try reading the manual and doing the job himself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?” Continue reading